Hello. I''d like to begin by saying - I always wanted to be original :P That''s why I''ve made some weird videos about things never mentioned/shown deep enough before [like tricking differences/possibilities in q3/ql in ''If you wanna trick'', skimming ''tutorial'' in ''How to skim'' (I''ve deleted this from own3d and youtube, it was really crappy piece of shiit :D) or lately released ''LATEX MOVIE'' with almost 4 minutes ''bloopers'' part]. Well, I like these aspects of quake - strange, funny, boring, etc. And that''s why I decided to show you my new idea never mentioned before. Movie about:



MOST CRAPPY, BORING, STUPID, USELESS DEFRAG MAPS EVER!! :D



By ''crappy'' I consider map, which looks like shit, is boring, annoying and:

1) can be finished by total quake noob
2) doesn''t have any obstacles
3) can be totally destroyed by timer reset or random bounce (which equals dumb mapper who didn''t prevent it)
4) every map which you can finish in less than 2 seconds....
5) every tunnel


And notice this: there are much more crappy maps, I''ve just shown you few of them. If I''d like to make movie with all sheet maps, it would last about 2 hours :D:D And keep in mind that time unit in defrag is 0,008 sec. So fasten your seatbelths, if you can stand whole movie, you''re a really tough guy :)


*** Tech info ***

who cares, it looks like crap anyway


*** Music ***

Muse - Map of the problematique
Kram - Good Love
No Vacancy - Fight


*** Programs ***

Quke 3 Arena, MS Paint, Bmp2avi, Windowz Movie Maker

*** BTW ***

Sorry for bad quality. I have antique PC with not enough hdd space for proper compression :( And I don''t have money for upgrade atm :D Actually, you can blame mappers, who make 2-textures maps looking like someone puked on walls and floor, and video compressing programs can''t handle it :D Ye, well, enjoy anyway :)

*** BTW2 ***

In downloadable version you can also get custom bot-soundpacks made by myself (well, mynx soundpack is just compilation of aliens/predator''s sounds from aliens vs predator 2 game, and orbb''s sounds... :x :)